Cerebral Shirts: T-shirts from classic literature, history, and all of academia.

Tellson’s Bank logo T-shirt from Charles Dickens 1859 novel A Tale of Two Cities.  Tellson’s was the employer of the protagonist Jarvis Lorry.
Spouter Inn logo shirt from Herman Mellville’s 1851 novel Moby Dick.  Ishmael stayed in the Spouter Inn during the book and even met his friend Queequeg there.
Abe Lincoln Was a Badass tee.  Before becoming President Abe Lincoln was a wrestler who left quite a trail of destruction in his wake.  True story.
Lady Macbeth’s Dry Cleaning T-shirt from William Shakespeare’s play Macbeth.  Nobody else in literary history has ever had such a commitment to stain removal.
Roosevelts Punk Rock t-shirt.  Theodore Roosevelt. Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Punk Rock.
Team Karenin shirt from Leo Tolstoy’s novel Anna Karenina.  Help Anna sort out her love triangle with this shirt.
Mighty Casey Mudville Baseball jersey from Ernest Thayer's poem Casey at the Bat.
Team Vronsky shirt from Leo Tolstoy’s novel Anna Karenina.  Help Anna sort out her love triangle with this shirt.
University of Wittenberg T-shirt from William Shakespeare's Hamlet
William Shakespeare’s 4 great tragedies all represented on one tee.
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. shirt.  For those who like acronyms…and lame meta jokes.
Ullamaliztli All Star tee based on the ancient Mesoamerican ballgame.  The X-Games have nothing on this ancient sport.